The New Theme

Per Capt. Vogler, a new theme is needed. Perhaps due to the fact that there are no more t-shirts available from http://www.teamstevemcqueenracing.co.uk/

Your author's lame ideas:

• Copy one of the BMW Art Cars - perhaps Alexander Calder's?
• AviCar (shamless play on Avitar). Paint car blue. Wear blue morph suits. Drivers to wear green contact lenses. Fans to wear 3-D glasses
• Sponsorship from Tide (the detergent)
• Spiderman theme, with webs across window openings. Eric to wear spandex.
• Plaid car, or striped car, or polka dot car (Wonder Bread theme?)
• Jagermeister Racing. Jager Bomb.
• Strip car to bare metal. No additional development on this plan
• Martini and Rossi. Classic livery with red and blue stripes. Natural progression from Gulf.
• Portray car as Mercury Tracer ('stead of Escort), capitalize on rich 50's Mercury lead slead heritige (think Hirohata Merc) with fender skirts, flames, lake pipes, fuzzy dice, curb feelers. Captain Vogler to wear fish net stockings.

I dunno - anyone else got any ideas?