Saturday, September 19, 2009

The Sixth Driver


The team is pleased to announce driver number six - Parnelli Yoda Pug.
The famous mountaineer, and race car driver said he is "very excited at the chance to compete at Nelson Ledges.  You know, motor racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... the rest are just games."
We asked whether he felt the Escort would have enough horsepower for him.  "When I can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner, to the braking zone for the next, then I will have enough horsepower."

1 comment:

Jared said...

This is obviously fake. Anyone who knows Uncle Pug knows his head is too big to fit inside a helmet.