Bench Racing

Five weeks have elapsed since our entry was approved for the 2009 Lemons race. In that time we have accomplished nothing. We have discussed getting 200 hp from an Escort engine with 1.9 tired litres. I had a great idea about hooking a leaf blower up to the intake, but learned that some other idiot had the same idea, tried, and failed. Eric wants more leg room. Kevin spent a lot of effort proving that I was wrong about shaving the tires. Unfortunately, his findings agreed with my hypothesis.